she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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