his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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