If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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