BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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