Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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