I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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