Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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