so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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