He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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