I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i think im in europe. pls send help
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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