I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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