Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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