I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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