Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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