Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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