guys are not supposed to queef...right?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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