i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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