So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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