This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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