jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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