This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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