So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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