Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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