butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Barsexuality is the new black.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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