If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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