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(817): View more from Texas

After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again

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(402): View more from Nebraska

This girl wants me to lick her pits

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pits??

(402): View more from Nebraska

Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though

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(908): View more from New Jersey

it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen

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(330): View more from Ohio

Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.

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