Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
3 2 1 whiskey
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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