The maid of honor just puked.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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