Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My ATM looks so different sober.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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