The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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