Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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