He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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