Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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