she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."