you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?