When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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