Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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