What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This baby is an asshole
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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