We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize