So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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