Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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