he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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