marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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