You really coming over, don't trick.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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