dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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