Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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