Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby