4 words: hood of his car
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT