My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He called his prostate his "boner button".
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.