you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?