Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??