the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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