are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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