I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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