so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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