your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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