So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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