I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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