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• (386): View more from Florida

  it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.

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• (661): View more from California

  It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.

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• (858): View more from California

  I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.

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