Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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