You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!