Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now http://tfl.nu/aait
  Replies (14) Good night (1065) Bad night (1558)
• Favorite

  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (857): Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark. http://tfl.nu/cekc
  Replies (62) Good night (2156) Bad night (1054)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink. http://tfl.nu/ojx1
  Replies (39) Good night (1089) Bad night (3743)
• Favorite

  (951): View more from California

  I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (951): I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to http://tfl.nu/92t1
  Replies (24) Good night (1134) Bad night (4825)
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week. http://tfl.nu/ib48
  Replies (28) Good night (685) Bad night (3123)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy http://tfl.nu/gete
  Replies (19) Good night (1602) Bad night (3595)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing? http://tfl.nu/vakp
  Replies (12) Good night (4625) Bad night (1396)
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): We're sending your burrito through the mail slot. http://tfl.nu/pddr
  Replies (4) Good night (3828) Bad night (759)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling http://tfl.nu/kv01
  Replies (6) Good night (2538) Bad night (850)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god. http://tfl.nu/igq7
  Replies (12) Good night (3184) Bad night (944)
• Favorite

  (909): View more from California

  Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (909): Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there http://tfl.nu/y3ph
  Replies (16) Good night (1708) Bad night (2094)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata. http://tfl.nu/hydj
  Replies (2) Good night (478) Bad night (1304)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win. http://tfl.nu/e10p
  Replies (46) Good night (1758) Bad night (3012)
• Favorite

  (417): View more from Missouri

  Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (417): Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast. http://tfl.nu/el84
  Replies (3) Good night (807) Bad night (625)
• Favorite

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (307): I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society http://tfl.nu/0efv
  Replies (3) Good night (835) Bad night (276)

Randomize