I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.