Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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